Escopades

What's the latest on my escopades (escort + escapade)?  For cryin' out loud, I screwed it up - again!

I finally made up my mind; "I'm gonna do this thing!" I said to myself.  So I emailed her to make arrangements.  Back and forth we went.  How about this date?  No that doesn't work for me.  Well, how about this one?  I'll be out of town then. It went so on a couple of rounds and then one of my emails seemed to bounce off her site (she can make it look like an email bounced if she doesn't want to hear from you again.)  I called her on it, she got offended, blah, blah, blah and now she doesn't want to see me.

That's fine of course, she is an independent provider and I know I would make similar decisions if I had a troublesome potential client.  It still stings a bit.  I can't even get a date with an escort.  I would have liked to say that I made a decision that seeing this escort would be scripturally unwise and I decided to stop in my tracks and go back to church.  But no, I only stopped because I was rejected.

I went back on the web to try and find another escort.  No one I found so far had the same appeal as Avery.  There were some that had similar sites with very attractive women, however there was something about Avery's site, description of herself, her blogs, email style and such that drew me in like a lamb to the slaughter.